the wonderful institution of marriage

one of my best best friends is getting married... yaayy . i'm excited for her because u know ever since we could walk and talk shes been talknig about walking down the ailse. <- good play on words huh? huh ? no ? ok thenn ... hahah anywayyy . This is all good and grand for her but even better for me .. why you ask ? two words - single groomsmen! wooohoooo. I am obviously a bridesmaid sooo i get to walk down the ailse with some hottie that i hardly know whose obviously going to get drunk later and dance with me. After we have boogied the night away, or hes drunk enough whichever comes first we are going to find an empty bathroom/broomcloset/anywhere the door locks and i will have my way with him. Have you not seen wedding crashers? weddings are like the number one place to get laid. Theres surveys on this shit people! i dont know where they are or how to link them up here but im telling you they exist. So now all i have to hope for is that the grooms friends and or cousins are delicious. Theres a good chance that theyll have nice bodies at the bare minimum because hubby to be is a marine and so are most of his friends. So all i can really say is OOH-RAH !